If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone..! But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together..!!
Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day? Brother: A football Sister: But grandma does not play! Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita.
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today! GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!! Kids Rock!!!
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide………. Librarian looks at him and says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
If electricity goes in America they call the power house. In Japan, they test the fuse, But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too….then ok!"
What is "GENERATION GAP"? Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs. Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes. (Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
Six Best Doctors in the World- 1.Sunlight 2.Rest 3.Exercise 4.Diet 5.Self Confidence & 6.Friends Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life
If you see the moon ….. You see the beauty of God ….. If you see the Sun ….. You see the power of God ….. And …. If you see the Mirror ….. You see theRead more…
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations So! Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE…
Men look at a woman's back and says: what an ass… Where as women look at a man's face and says: what an ass… Same comment, Diffrnt ass-essment! 😉