Smart Kid

*In class*
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*Teacher:*
Zulu, why are you down today?

*Zulu:*
Because mum is in hospital and Dad is at the police station..
*Teacher:*
Ooh sorry dear, do you want to go home?

*Zulu:*
Yes…teacher.
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Zulu goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils.
*Teacher:*
Why is zulu’s father at the police station and the mother in hospital?

*Pupils:*
Because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse

*Teacher:*

Stupid child! call him back!!!